I think I’m a Hipster

Here are my symptoms

Phase one what i look like

I am a slightly overweight guy. who has yet to shave for the past 2 months,(what can i say i hate exercise(though most never get around to it) and like the furry look(i am not a plushie)) my wardrobe contains a series of plain black T-shirts,(i don’t like advertising other peoples stuff) assorted weird coloured T-shirts with skulls and words like Tokyo on them, (as well as other things that i Don’t know the meaning of) Black jeans and many blue ripped jeans (i did not buy them that way) and three dress back shirts that i use as causal clothes mostly over my black T-shirts

Phase two Hobbies
i do not own a TV though i do watch allot of TV shows online. I hate adds.
I don’t tend to listen to allot music (weird AL the exception) but I am kind of obsessed podcast and there are allot of them to listen too

Phase three employment
I have no job at the moment but am studying writing and constantly looking for the job that i can be an asshole, and still get paid

now tell me people of the interwebs does this make me one of the oh so hip hipsters
or just a ransom weirdo

The Creepy Guy

this is the mighty montage

So your A god

No not me I’m not a god and your not ether, that tall guy with with the big white beard your not a god so stop whinging about it, oh but you the viking with all the static around him holding the big really cool hammer now you a god.

When OLd freinds yet bored

http://cid-0d9f1d24eeca03d6.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/Public/So%20your%20a%20god.mp3

my tag line

you should note it is impossible to be normal

that means we are abnormal or weird but if we are all weird

that means it is normal not to be normal because we are all weird and not normal
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